Monday, January 14, 2013

Drunk Driving Mario Kart Style



Well you guys (and you know who you are) have finally wore me down with all of your whining about putting up this post. So here it is, the official rules to the greatest nerd drinking game of all time...Drunk Driving.

What you will need:

1) The Nintendo System of your choice

2) The Mario Kart game of your choice (Mario Kart Wii with steering wheels is funniest)

3) 4 controllers

4) Lots of  beer in bottled form

5) A bottle opener for each player (optional)

The Rules:

1) The race starts with an unopened bottle of beer designated to each player

2) Each player must open and finish their entire beer before they can cross the finish line

3) You can

            A) Drink it before starting

            B) Drink it while racing

           C) Get to the finish line and chug your beer before crossing

4) Finishing the race before drinking your beer results in last place

That's all there is to it!

Picture Reference:

http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/mario-kart-irl-cosplay/


2 comments:

  1. Just wandering by from Book Blogs to say 'HI'.

    This is hysterical! Where were you in my misspent youth!?

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  2. Wow, that's the kind of drunk driving I'd like to try! :)

    Also, wanted to let you know that you've been nominated for the Liebster Award by Aotee and moi from Inklings of two Booklings :) If you'd like to participate check our blog and you'll find all the instructions there :)
    http://inklingsoftwobooklings.blogspot.com/

    -Inx

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