Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Jurasic Park Drinking Game New Years 2012!!!


Hope your liver had time to recover from a hobbity Christmas because the next holiday is right around the corner. Here to ensure a crippling blow to your filtering system is the final drinking game of 2012 Jurassic Park!!!

1) If you bring a fedora, yellow raincoat, or a cane you are immune one drink.

2) Every time you are able to incorporate "life finds a way" into a conversation the person you are talking to must take a drink. (it must be incorporated in a way that makes sense)

3) When watching the original movie you must drink every time Ian Malcolm stutters.

4) Those who have not read the book can not chose what they are drinking during the party.

5) Every time Ray Arnold is smoking in the original movie take a drink.

6) The best Dennis Nedry impression gets to chose the drinks for the unfortunate souls of rule 4.

7) If watching Jurassic Park 2 or 3 take a drink during the opening scene...your going to need it.

8) Anyone who jumps from a dinosaur popping up must take two drinks. The movie has been out since 1993 no one should be jumping anymore.

9) Singing the Jurassic Park theme song can save you from having to take a drink but can only be used once. If you get it wrong or forget part of it you must take an extra drink.

10) Anyone who can remember a character from the book that was not in the movie can make any person drink one drink. That person can not use an immunity.  

 Picture reference:

 http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/12/this-jurassic-park-art-show-puts-the-focus-back-on-the-people/#page/1

4 comments:

  1. Hi, I like the design of your blog. Now following from Book Blogs.
    Lisa
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  2. This was hilarious and I'm going to send the link to my son. Just to let you know, I never send links to my son, because he's a guy and such. Apparently that little clicky thing on the mouse can be too much for him! Anyway, thanks for the laugh :)

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  3. This made my boyfriend and I giggle and start singing the theme song. Thank you for laugh.

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  4. Here at the office we strive to bring awareness that nerds can make terrible decisions just like everybody else. Thank you for your efforts in sharing this information and telling the world "If your looking to get drunk in a totally original way just grab your nearest nerd"

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