To celebrate our 100th follower I would like to make an important announcement!
Our Newest Employee "Sterling" has started working for The Office, bringing with him a much needed skill set.
He has an advanced degree in misdirection and distraction with a minor in disguise and escape. When I asked about his passion for literature he responded by literally eating a Stephen King novel. I was so impressed by this direct approach that I hired him on the spot. After his agent training is complete he will be assisting with many of the investigations currently ongoing in the office. His first task will be distracting the librarian guards while we research the black book market. Please help me welcome Agent Sterling to the team and you can follow his exciting adventures only on THE OFFICE!!!
He is entirely too cute. You will probably have to keep the kibble raises coming for him. I'm sure corporate headhunters will be all over him, trying to steal him away!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great employee! My Shih Tzu, Gracie, is my in house critic. I read my manuscripts to her. My foster dog listens too. Only she fell asleep...I hope that's not because of my writing...
ReplyDeleteI love your blog!
OMG OMG!!! He's so cute I think I might have to cry a little!
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